Meant to have the article I have been meaning to write ready for you by now. But it's proved to be a much more complex affair than I had reckoned on.
Better that it's right than quick, though. I want to be absolutely fair to the party involved and I would like to obtain the maximum cathartic effect for myself. I'll try not to keep you waiting longer than I have to.
If that doesn't have you dry mouthed with suspense nothing will!!!!!!!!!!
*Not her real name but its close enough.
John R. Nicoll, Dundee (The Hospitable Scots Bachelor)